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Tit Demotivational Poster


ATTITUDE - It's all a question of perspective...


TAGS: attitude
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by THEBRAT

THEBRAT - June 21, 2011, 8:43 pm
Well, thx bud... I'm not done I have lots more coming...lol
house - June 21, 2011, 8:39 pm
Nicely Done - excellent 1st post. 5L


JEWS - They Sank The Titanic


TAGS: titanic icebergs jews
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Reason - January 12, 2010, 6:00 pm
great a "look what i found" standard 3L
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 10:00 pm
Although the Comment is not too funny, 5L for the genius comeback on the IMing!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMAO!! Sorry, you gotta come get your own... share? What? I should get the flu, too?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:22 pm

gimmy half that sammich, pass the mustard. I sick and need my food.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:20 pm
No.... no... what do I know from this, right? Take it... it's yours... I'm just gonna eat my sandwich, die slowly... take it.... it's yours.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:16 pm

you have out-Jewed the resident Jew
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:14 pm
Whatta you care... that he sits alone in the back... no pink jumpsuit... he'll catch his death... or worse, the sniffles!
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:13 pm

should Mooooooooo be so lucky? I think not
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
You want I should let you in the back seat of the squad car again?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:07 pm

what? I should tell you my name?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:06 pm
You told me your name was Bertini!
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:04 pm
Yeah, but thats one of the greatest omegle conversations ever
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm

if you had directed it at me...well rerunberg ain't happy
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
I'm just anti-"look what I found online" - still.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
Or because it said, "Jews-I f***ing knew it!"
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Only because it was from you.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Lol, i tried using this picture once, but it got rejected for being "highly racist"
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:56 pm

5 star of david for you


SELFISHNESS - you know what you did Rose




DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by todd

Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


SWEET TRANSVESTITE - They don't make 'em like this anymore.


TAGS: transvestite rocky horror cult classic
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 3:36 pm
gosh you know I don't really like this one anymore


NEVER BE AFRAID TO TRY SOMETHING NEW - Remember Amateurs built the Ark and Professionals built the Titanic




DEAR ICEBERGS -


TAGS: iceberg titanic global warming cj
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

culos - March 7, 2011, 4:17 pm
Amsome Air, but where's the fly-boy connection???? 5 cubes anyhow!


Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)


ANONYMOUS - Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde


TAGS: mask v anonymous identity scientology oscar wilde quote legion rebelion foxnews
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by furniturestore

agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:00 pm
They are "Anonymous" - providing nobody anonymity but themselves... and although much good intent is shown, I'm not a fan of action without accountability; which is what this is. But, there are worse masked and hooded groups, so a tip of the hat to them.
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:23 pm
but a decent start to your motifaking
Zealot - May 26, 2010, 7:22 pm
Ah, the mask. the symbol of who they are. no one really knows who they just talked to, but they all say the same thing. 4/5, you shoulda titled it Anonymity for everyone to be able to get it


BLACK CATS - Your preposterous human superstitions are quite illogical.


TAGS: cats spock star trek superstition
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by heathentod

Sean - May 17, 2010, 11:38 pm
One lion for every black cat I have.


TEENAGE DAUGHTER -


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm
Pretty d*** funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am

awesome
oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


2 Can Play That Game -


TAGS: police drinking partying competition dwi
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am
You can't prove that...right?


LOVE - I don't care what happened before & I care less about what's gonna happen next because all that I wanted, my whole life, is with me now !


TAGS: motitwist
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by pratham

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 23, 2013, 11:00 am
Awe, that is nice. 5L


194 Minutes -


TAGS: titanic disaster film hollywood history
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 17, 2016, 7:26 pm
I wondered why it took so long... Now to warn people about the relationship between "525,600 minutes" and sitting through a seen of "Rent".


REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time


TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.


TITANIC REALITY - Life is messy. Love is messier.


TAGS: titanic love
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by flint

purelypoisonous - September 17, 2010, 2:17 am
i think i peed a little
agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 6:48 pm
I've seen this before... or something very close.
Faceplant31 - August 31, 2010, 4:27 pm
Pic reminds me of fabio getting busted in the face by a bird while he was on a roller coaster


Jokes and Puns -


TAGS: jack rose jokes puns movie titanic atlantic
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 11, 2016, 5:28 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Grey.
Greybeard - March 11, 2016, 12:13 am
LMAO :)
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:35 pm
Can't be that old. I just heard it...bahaha. Thanks dizz
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:34 pm
Thanks 'cern.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:10 am
HAHAHAHA! Nice take on an old joke, Prissy! The other answer is, '[wet'! LUUUUV it! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 10, 2016, 3:10 am
Fantastic, a definite UP yours
MissPriss - March 10, 2016, 12:04 am
Aww sorry lg. Oh c'mon you know me...I'm really not all that sorry. Glad it gave you a chuckle.
lgvernon - March 10, 2016, 12:00 am

I should know better than try to drink anything while approving posters. UP my nose~~and UP yours!


OBVIOUS - name for a vessel full of seamen


TAGS: titan
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Wannabebwana

darkrai - April 18, 2011, 6:22 pm
NO titann = tighten... :D
gengalMOTi - April 15, 2011, 5:43 am
I dont get it ??
forseti - April 13, 2011, 2:34 pm
Thx... Although my question was not that serious... btw: Wouldn't be "Uruguay" a better homeland? ;)
boinger - April 13, 2011, 2:27 pm
titan = big, uranus = self explanatory, (large tush full of seamen)
forseti - April 13, 2011, 10:40 am
What's so funny about "Hong Kong"???
crankyhead - April 12, 2011, 4:01 pm
5o crude...
TheOne - April 12, 2011, 3:51 pm
Awesome pic!


THE OLDSCHOOL -


TAGS: ubuntu linux wine windows t***
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

culos - November 11, 2010, 7:04 am
Only if you need it I guess, I wouldn't know...
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 6:01 am
Power of imagination = Viagra?
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:53 am
LOL... Meat Whip & Meat Lolly/Lollipop are nice too
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:40 am
love rod, meat popsicle, middle stump, mushroom head, yogurt slinger, pecker, pork sword, purple-helmeted warrior, spawn hammer, tool, tubesteak, wang, whoopie stick, willy, yingyang and the moisture and heat seeking venomous throbbing python of love...
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:39 am
You got it, it's also know as baby-arm, beaver basher, bratwurst, cranny axe, cum gun, custard launcher, pudding buks, flesh flute, fudge sickle, groin ferret, heat-seeking moisture missile, Johnson, joystick, kickstand, knob, lizard,
forseti - November 11, 2010, 5:18 am
Culos? Is that the same like p****, jodokio, de stijve, snikkel, plassertje, leuter, piemel??
panic8 - November 11, 2010, 5:06 am
Welcome to the next level: When was the last time you played with yourself without internet p***?
culos - November 11, 2010, 5:00 am
I guess it's a language problem, please note imagination is probably yet another synonym for schwanz, schlong, wiener, woody, trouser snake, one eyed giant and many, many more...
forseti - November 11, 2010, 4:23 am
I don't get it. Don't try to explain! And please don't keep me from playing my anime games on my playstation 3 any longer!


IRON MAN CONTEST - When the wife signed me in, I had a different picture entirely.




JESUS LOVES - Re-enacting his favorite scene from TITANIC.




A SHOT IN THE DARK -


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning sh**..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!


TITO ORTIZ - Helping evolution seem more realistic every day


TAGS: evolution tito ortiz ufc mma fighting
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by Chadillac

... - January 14, 2009, 4:15 pm
Ortiz is p**** a** b****. He wouldn't last one round against the gorilla in the cage.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 2:05 pm
When I saw this, I immediately thought of the same sound coming from both mouths. Hilarious!


2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.




KURT COBAIN - the greatest


TAGS: tit
Rating: 2.39/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 2, 2009, 4:42 am
Noobs.......always falling for the bait. Tunnel bait sucks BTW.
Informator - September 2, 2009, 4:38 am
either the dude that made this is a moron... or hes trolling x3. or possibly he wants to start some tunnels x[
nixlangorilla - June 11, 2009, 10:56 pm
I never knew that Chad Kroger(sp?) was Kurt Cobain...I guess that suicide was just a celeb. stunt right? Right?
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2009, 1:19 am
Idiots.....It's obviously Gordon Lightfoot.
sue donym - June 6, 2009, 7:52 pm
thats the guy from nickleback
leeebling - June 3, 2009, 8:08 am
I MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I DON'T THINK THATS KURT COBAIN!!!
LogicDude - January 30, 2009, 8:15 am
You SURE that's not Howard Stern?
leeebling - January 30, 2009, 4:32 am
That's Keith Richards 20 yrs ago! idiots!
Taylor - January 30, 2009, 1:24 am
That's not Kurt Cobain, that's Chad Kroeger. Dumbass.
gah!! - January 19, 2009, 11:44 pm
Silverchair Is g** Kurt Cobain was g**.. anyone this guy is the lead singer of nickelback.. f***ing get it right or go home!!!
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:47 pm
Wow...and I was SO sure that was Ozzie. Now I owe EGD 10 internets...
Porcelina - January 18, 2009, 3:33 pm
HOLY **** ADMIN, THAT'S f***ING AWESOME.
Porcelina - January 18, 2009, 3:05 pm
Bull****, that's obviously that dude from Creed.
Me - January 18, 2009, 4:45 am
What Natalie Imbruglia see's in this guy I'll never know.
Max Power - January 18, 2009, 3:44 am
ok, since you're all completely f***ing retarded and should have been aborted...that's Chad Kroeger from NICKELBACK, not kurt kobain, and definately not silverchair.
... - December 11, 2008, 11:39 pm
"Hey there Alberta. Um, rock the hoose."
Porcelina - December 11, 2008, 10:37 pm
Who gives a ****?
VinceVicious - December 11, 2008, 10:09 pm
not only is the poster retarded some (too many) of these commenters are too. horendous ****.
gino Ruigrok van de Werve - November 25, 2008, 5:10 pm
try nickelback,,, not silverchair
your momma - September 16, 2008, 9:10 pm
the poster made me laugh-the comments made me cry...with laughter ROFL!!!!
Dr Chan - September 16, 2008, 2:07 pm
Are you kidding me !!! I call B.S on whoever made this Get a clue this guy is a wanker!!
Dustin Marthington - September 7, 2008, 11:56 pm
but nobody gets the humor in this... they're all the SAME!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 9:28 pm
sigh.
Jaques - August 26, 2008, 7:58 pm
that's Chad kroeger you idiot.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 12:53 pm
I hate intentionally mislabeled posters.
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 12:37 pm
That's not Kurt Cobain. That's one of the guys from Silverchair.
Debbie Downer - August 22, 2008, 11:58 am
Kurt Kobain wasn't the greatest anything. Nor is this guy, though he's better than Kobain.


OH MY GOD! - They're escaping! I need a net and eye bleach! NOW!


TAGS: scary back tit
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 11:43 pm
She just needs a couple of small tattoos: n******.
phydeaux - February 2, 2010, 5:41 pm
oh snap...
TheTrashHeap - February 2, 2010, 5:34 pm
Lets order a barrel right away!
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 5:24 pm
It makes your comments go away
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 2, 2010, 5:23 pm
BUT regular bleach will make you go blind, what doese EYE-BLEACH do?
Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:12 pm
She is doing a little too well with her body symmetry


OC/DC -


TAGS: ocdc acdc repetitive
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by ziggles

jtft57 - December 5, 2010, 10:48 pm
and who still has more money than you?


YO DUDE! - WTF?


TAGS: ducklings language attitude
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:19 pm
Hilariou5
MissPriss - June 21, 2012, 1:19 am
Thanks but I can't take all the credit the poor little dude worked hard for that pic :)
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:36 am
Awesome! 5 gold Lions for you!
Sho - June 18, 2012, 11:37 pm
You tell 'em bro


Famous Last Words -


TAGS: guns children safety nra constitution
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

MashiMashi - September 15, 2014, 10:50 am
this all the victims fault, you're a range safety officer for a reason.
Greybeard - September 7, 2014, 5:37 am
Tragic incident. Most states do not allow children to start driving until they are 16. I believe guns should be the same. Both present a serious danger to adolescents.
Tyche - September 7, 2014, 1:04 am
Too soon, man. My sympathies to the girl and her family, and to the victim and his family. An Arizona resident who cares.


MULTITASKING - Because we needed another word for "unable to focus on the task at hand"


TAGS: multitasking
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by bOB cHIN

Current Resident - August 31, 2009, 10:04 pm
Cool. He's only using two hands. The girl was using four. Talent!


ATTITUDE -


TAGS: attitude aptitude altitude mariand
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by mariand

pratham - January 9, 2012, 2:37 am
nice..


WHAT?! - what the hell did you just say?!?!?!




ATTITUDE - Bitch,.... please!!!


TAGS: attitude
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by sureok



ATTITUDE -




1964 - A good year for guys in gowns


TAGS: guys gowns crossdresses transvestites 1964 rnr
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by RnR

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 26, 2008, 12:59 am
Three Dollars!!!??? In 1964 money? Why, that's insane! Gas was only 30 cents a gallon! Ohhh, limited edition! Well, that explains everything.


ATTITUDE - Don't be a gloomy gus -- be a fun gus.


TAGS: attitude mushrooms
Rating: 1.91/5
Derek - November 23, 2009, 9:55 pm
Ar ar ar


Go fa coffee -


TAGS: coffee caffeine addiction attitude
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - June 5, 2013, 7:43 pm
Thanks guys. I avoided the bad words and everything, but I guess "sounds like" put it on the adult side. I guess I know for next time. Glad you guys like it.
GaryO - June 5, 2013, 9:00 am
Man, dog, you managed to pack a bunch of stuff into this one. 5 WOOFs, easy.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 1:37 pm
I think I'll email to an in-law that I know of "evil laugh."
Silverheart - June 4, 2013, 1:11 pm

Clever coloring of the EE in COFFEE. 5goodtothelas*drops


ENTITLEMENT - Don't go around saying the world owes you a living The world owes you nothing It was here first.


TAGS: business money entitlement
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by LLmayhem

SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 8:54 am
I know a few (million) people who need a tattoo of this.


DREAM - Some dream... Others do!


TAGS: achieve accomplish will fortitude triumph
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by RonE

RonE - May 1, 2011, 6:57 am
it happens : ) learning curve n' all.
Feasibly - April 30, 2011, 2:15 pm
You're coming out of the starting blocks pretty well, RonE...but don't be afraid to stumble a bit. 4L


BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!




HUGS -


TAGS: hug love care heart t***
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

SiliconMage - March 29, 2010, 11:00 pm
One of the best motifakes on the site. 5/5
spacedog - March 25, 2010, 7:10 pm
Superb!
Jmac0585 - March 25, 2010, 5:42 pm
TOC is correct. If you are unfamiliar with "tags" use this as a manual.
GreyScorpion - March 25, 2010, 12:40 pm
I think I put 5L, can't see from the tears
Cubbybear - March 25, 2010, 10:00 am
Why do I see a CUBBY joke in this pic? 5/5 for cuteness. You old softie
thatonechick - March 25, 2010, 9:51 am
Love the tags. xD
lesterinside - March 25, 2010, 9:48 am
And no training is required. 5L!!!


GAZUNTITE -




BREAST FEEDING -


TAGS: look dad competition
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by rerun

Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2010, 9:05 am
Classic. Absolutely Classic. Random idea for Mr. Motifake. 'Featured Friday' with the top voted posters of the week. Get gems like this more in front of people so they can go to the hall of fame.
pzykosiz - September 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
it will either stop him smoking or get him addicted. 5l's
rerun - September 23, 2010, 8:46 pm

One taste like stale cigar, other one like stale beer....but only when Uncle Steve is visiting
CANADA - September 23, 2010, 8:44 pm
HA! little buggers is gona get hooked by second hand


THE 5TH AMENDMENT - The squeaky wheel does NOT get oil. It gets thrown into the garbage, right after it's replaced by a quiet wheel.




INEPTITUDE - Sometimes your performance reviews show up early.... and online.




RMS TITANIC -


TAGS: titanic to soon
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by ronsart

LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:47 am
Excellent play on a meme! 5 lifeboats (manned by lions)...
TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 1:56 am
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all smelly brown finger of doom!
Pointy Finger of Doom - July 31, 2009, 1:54 am
Misspelled to, should be too. Punching hard work in the balls, yeah!
BoneCD - July 24, 2009, 8:25 am
LMAO...5 Poodlers here Ron
agdaniele - July 24, 2009, 1:25 am
Too late, I believe.


On Any Given Day -


TAGS: acceptance tom attitude character endorsement
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

GaryO - May 8, 2014, 8:59 am
Oh-h-h-h-h, no...thank YOU. You've been rockin’ this place, GB. Keep on keepin' on.
Greybeard - May 8, 2014, 8:26 am
Thank you. :)
GaryO - May 8, 2014, 8:25 am
Love this


It's Time For Me To Fly -




CATTITUDE -




EXUBERANCE -




TO ALEXANDRA KOSTENIUK -




LIES! - Those burgers have bacon. Your argument is invalid.




THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!




PRIORITIES - Missing roof tiles, an 11' door opening with a 7' door, walls made of mud, no running water, septic, or safe electricity, but we got High-Def FUTBOL! GOOAAL!


TAGS: destitute poor homeless satellite dish satelite sattelite directtv soccer football
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Mongo - February 25, 2010, 7:17 pm
Y'know, that looks like Pensacola, FL.
LogicDude - September 21, 2009, 9:03 am
Everyone should have the right to download pr** at high speed...everyone!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:50 pm
Thanks, but I refuse to step on this one... I was rolling for hours over the door size. This is great as-is!
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 2:44 pm
AG- you have my permission to nick the pic and run with that! That was awesome!
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 2:40 pm
Hiding drugs and weapons for a warlord has it's priviledges.
Arrogant Knight - September 19, 2009, 11:08 am
5 from me, Jmac. :)
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:59 am
The only thing that could make this worse, is if you could see the 60" plasma hanging on the wall inside.
Jmac0585 - September 19, 2009, 10:58 am
Thanks H-, been following #6 on my new list.
Haarakkon - September 18, 2009, 10:25 pm
SCORE!!!! You're on a roll, jmac.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 7:15 pm
The 11' - 7' still has me busting up. 5 lions, and nothing on.
Jmac0585 - September 18, 2009, 6:54 pm
Well spotted AG-
spacedog - September 18, 2009, 6:43 pm
Well done Jmac0585. 5L.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 6:42 pm
THAT is one seriously good dish salesman.


GOING GREEN - Maybe this is taking it a little too far.


TAGS: beast boy beastboy changeling teen titans tokyo catgirl catgirls anime
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by jesterer

TheTrashHeap - June 24, 2010, 2:06 pm
Worstest!


Platitudes -


TAGS: platitudes aphorisms wisdom quotes nietzsche
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 11, 2014, 2:58 pm
Death by tickle? You are a cruel one indeed. :P
MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:34 pm
I just wanna give his toes a 5L tickle so badly...does that count?


PROBLEMS -




NUREMBERG RALLIES -




LAZINESS -


TAGS: quantity over quality lazy motifaking
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Claire - December 25, 2010, 10:45 pm
Troll detected. 0/10. Now get out.


BAD CRASHES - the only reason red-necks watch TV




OUTDATED SUPERSTITION - Hiding your superstition behind the term opinion, doesn't make it any less absurd.


TAGS: religion jesus stupid superstition
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Evil_Genius

weker - March 31, 2009, 3:33 pm
owned
Kylo14 - March 31, 2009, 3:31 pm
I heard jesus didint actually die on the cross. He got spawn killed at the ally base in call of duty 5. Head sh**, no scope with a guehrer apparently. :(
Zed - December 16, 2008, 9:50 am
Not ALL Atheists are ja****ses, just the ones on the internet. And THOR still kicks that Jewish doorstops a**. Their god got nailed to lumber, mine owns his own hammer.
Töm - December 6, 2008, 6:20 am
Intolerance is on both sides. the bible says do not consort with non-believes, chop the hands off unmarried women if they touch a man etc. And Atheists are just arseholes, but you can convince them to accept everyone. i just wont happen with Christians.
Meh - November 21, 2008, 3:23 am
Atheists, the new bigots of society. Being intolerant of others and their beliefs.


TITANIC HAIKU -




The Art Of Conversation -




HAPPY SAILING -


TAGS: m0rd birthday love cruise titanic
Rating: 5/5

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M0rd3kaI - November 28, 2012, 7:22 am
Friggen LOL! 5L Lovin' this!
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 11:58 am
Mr. Greeny once again pulls a 5L. Did Mary help? teehee


PITY - is worthless, because it doesn't matter how you feel about something unless you decide to do something about it.


TAGS: motitwist pity africa poor
Rating: 4.8/5

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Greeny - January 4, 2012, 7:19 pm
scroll scroll scroll
maoworks2 - January 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
No Comment !


BALLS -


TAGS: jefferson declaration of independance t*** or gtfo your mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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Faceplant31 - August 26, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice! 5L


THE SPIRIT WITHIN -


TAGS: woman aging attitude
Rating: 4.75/5

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lgvernon - June 8, 2013, 8:54 pm

Thank you, RD!~
Rudedog - June 8, 2013, 8:06 pm
Nice one


CONFUSION -


TAGS: understand identity
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sho

gas - September 8, 2012, 8:19 pm
yeah Sho.. I did well passing it to you.. clearly fav'd
Sho - September 8, 2012, 7:37 pm
A thank you goes to gas for sharing another epic picture. Took a while. Still not 100% satisfied but meh


MY MISTAKEN IDENTITY -




STUPIDER THAN THE LAW ALLOWS -


TAGS: marchallenge same as title britney canada
Rating: 4.16/5

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LogicDude - March 22, 2010, 8:49 am
What? I thought Canada was kinda like Puerto Rico, but with Meeese instead of Rum.
Claire - March 21, 2010, 4:32 pm
Derek, Derek, Derek. Though Canada shares the continent of NORTH America with us, they are not a part of the country America.
Derek - March 21, 2010, 3:58 pm
@Cloud You'll be telling us Canada isn't part of America next.
Cloudchaser - March 21, 2010, 11:16 am
Not as stupid as it seems. For business purposes, record companies consider anything outside of their own country to be "overseas"


PRODUCT DELIVERY -




ANNOYANCE - Bloody Everything.


TAGS: if this isn t funny dontputiton
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Mirromere

rerun - May 9, 2011, 7:11 pm

Drats.
AudioHostem - May 9, 2011, 7:09 pm
It was a comment at the rather handsome gentleman portrayed in the motifake.
rerun - April 23, 2011, 7:34 pm

d*** you....I am right here and you are calling me annoying? Or is this a mere comment at the rather handsome gentleman portraied in the motifake?
AudioHostem - April 23, 2011, 7:22 pm
Look! It's rerun! 5L's
forseti - December 18, 2010, 1:26 pm
LOL monkey!! Come on Mirromere, take it as a challenge! And as monkey said, ask some of the guys whose posters you like for suggestions or hints. No one is born a master.
Mirromere - December 18, 2010, 12:29 pm
Hubris!
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:46 am
I'm not sure what the picture has to do with it, but I'd give it 4L's just for the extreme wittiness of "Bloody Everything."
5150monkeylove - December 18, 2010, 3:30 am
Is this the part where I am supposed to tell you your a** doesn't look fat? jeez, just pm a reg if you have doubts... It is really that simple.
Mirromere - December 17, 2010, 11:26 pm
Sorry. I'll quit posting. UnlessI've got something that is, well, genuinely funny. Otherwise I'll be quiet.
Ed-Hyde - December 17, 2010, 7:14 am
I get where the poster was going, just not sure if there is any way it could have gotten there. Good Picture, Good Thought, Good try.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 4:13 am
After reading the tags, are you just throwing stuff out to see if it gets approved? Dude, PM one of the elder regulars for help if you are not confident in your work. help the site, don't clutter it with crap.(especially if you don't even believe in it)
Mirromere - December 16, 2010, 10:40 pm
You are (however muh I wish it was different) entitled to your opionion.
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:39 pm
Dwarves*
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:29 pm
2 Horses (Dwarfs hate them too)
autumnspirit - December 16, 2010, 10:27 pm
Dwarfs get annoyed. Poster not funny, IMO.


THIS IS IT ! -


TAGS: zombies halloween lol funny t***
Rating: 3.15/5

More motifakes by MRWTFOSeviltwinbrother

Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:39 pm
*face Palm*
Hawamleh - October 9, 2010, 7:01 pm
My early Work Sucks, Hell Most Of My Current Work Sucks, and i was just trying to make a joke... not my strong point.
agdaniele - October 8, 2010, 9:39 pm
Don't question mods publicly... it's not kosher. Take it to PMs, but not here.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 7:29 pm
It's not your place to question what is approved or by who. Think back to your early work and ask yourself some hard questions about quality...I know I do.
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
Ok Mooo, But Still This is bad quality... I'm Betting it was aggy while on one of his guinnes runs :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 4:11 pm
Well. That's an inappropriate question Hammy....None of your f***ing business.
TheTrashHeap - October 8, 2010, 1:51 pm
The pic had great potential.
culos - October 8, 2010, 12:46 pm
I choose not to comment.....
Hawamleh - October 8, 2010, 12:02 pm
Moo, did you approve this?
Faceplant31 - October 8, 2010, 10:38 am
Wow, just wow.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2010, 10:29 am
What the hell?....poster fail and epic username fail......1L


THE TITANIC - Was this ship built by cavemen?


TAGS: titanic
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by myhouseinthewoods

boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:24 pm
amateurs
boinger - October 4, 2011, 7:23 pm
Remember: the Ark was built by ameteurs, the Titanic was built by professionals.
Dr. Rusak - January 26, 2010, 4:04 pm
The irony is that some ice fishermen were filming this from another iceberg. 5L
Derek - January 26, 2010, 4:01 pm
The opposite - she was thought to be one of the greatest ships ever. That, in fact was the problem.


Clowns -


TAGS: appetite gangsta ronnie ronald mcdonalds
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by neko

K - November 27, 2008, 1:45 am
Asian Ronald is a pimp
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 8:56 am
Where did you .THINK we got the meat..???


I DREAM OF STARFIRE - Top that, Sidney Sheldon!


TAGS: i dream of jeannie genie teen titans starfire blackfire genies
Rating: 2.14/5

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omg hai - August 5, 2009, 1:12 am
rule 34 lolzwut.


A RECORD THAT CAN'T BE BROKEN -




The Best Color In The Whole World -


TAGS: color equality harmony attitude life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - September 3, 2014, 10:58 pm
Thank you :)
ughomer - September 3, 2014, 3:12 pm
Superb - 5 lions.


Where In the world is Carmen San Diego? -


TAGS: mistaken identity
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - January 18, 2015, 9:06 am

That's Alucard, from Hellsing anime. Almost makes you feel sorry for those poor fools that have him surrounded
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2015, 2:53 am
Brussels?


First Impressions -


TAGS: impressions mistaken identity looks scary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 20, 2013, 4:27 pm
I think I may still have my little guys nose.
lgvernon - November 20, 2013, 4:21 pm

Ah, Priss~~I once interviewed a woman who kept a human hand on her desk.


SMELLING THE ROSES -




ADVANCEMENT -


TAGS: the original pic was entitled the path to wisdom like derrrrr
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Sean

TheOne - November 20, 2012, 7:58 pm
Magnifique! 5L
spacedog - April 25, 2010, 5:34 pm
Very nice, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 11:08 am
Brilliant!! 5L
DSATHeDRiZZLe - April 25, 2010, 12:47 am
nice...as usual
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 12:41 am
Aces!


MY DAD -


TAGS: titus psycho mom hard dad parents schizo
Rating: 4.28/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 15, 2010, 1:16 pm
My mom never could understand normal thinking


DAD, WHAT'S GAY? -




WHITE BOYS - They CAN'T jump!




LIBERALS CONSTITUTION -


TAGS: liberals constitution conservatives b*** heads people who are welcome to come over to the liberal causes
Rating: 3.33/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:43 am
wow! that's a smart muh fukn censorship program you got there Mr. Motifag.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:33 am
and eli is correct in his a**ertion. today's liberals would are more like benedict arnold, than anyone in that painting.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:30 am
pffft, liberals don't believe in work! well actually that's not entirely correct, they believe other people should do all the work for them, and allow them to enjoy the benifits of that hard work.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:37 am
Economically, socially and culturally, I have much more in common with someone from Lethbridge, Alta. than someone from Charlotte, NC. Same with a Down-Easter and a Newfie.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:33 am
I cannot advocate violent overthrow by virtue of my position, either. It is my opinion that those elected representatives (and yes, I have personally met both senators, my congressman and governor) no longer represent the people.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:18 am
agree with the policies out of that office. I post my dissent here as a private citizen, not as a SNCO.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Don't get me wrong, while I'm very pissed at the freedoms that have been violated over the past couple of months, I don't advocate blood to change things. I am a serviceman and am completely loyal to the Office of the President. However, I don't have to
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
I absolutely agree regarding the parties. if they were alive today. I believe Jefferson adage regarding the tree of liberty would certainly be considered. I'm not so sure blood needs to be shed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
To be accurate, I think if they were with us today, they'd toss both parties to the wayside. I believe they'd be more in line with the Libertarians of today. However, between Reps and Dems, I think they're principles are more right than left. My opinion.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:56 am
founding fathers were or would be conservatives (and by extension, members of the Republican party) if they were among us now.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:54 am
a few radical agitators that threw off the yoke of oppression 200+ years ago have become symbolic of the conservative agenda today, although your comments give me some insight on this. Few things I can think of are further from the truth than to say the
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm not certain the previous 8 years were any better for us as a people. Or that the next 3 1/2 are the second coming of Ragnarok. Some fundamental liberties suffered under the Bush administration. Some may suffer under this one. What confuses me is how
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Well, 50% concurrence is better than none I guess.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:40 am
doesn't equate to the liberals of our time as the poster suggests. The liberals of our time are tearing down the founding principles.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:39 am
No argument here on having radicals on both sides. Unfortunately, the good, moderate Dems are marginalized right now cause the far left has captured the party. Yes, the founding fathers had "liberal" thoughts for their time but that definition of the word
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:35 am
Radicals are not only left-wingers. I submit the Militias of Montana and Michigan are fairly right-wing in their beliefs. The founding fathers believed in the principle of equality, an extremely liberal notion for their time.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:21 am
agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, our govt is being overthrown (but not through the use of arms) right now. Some of the founding principles of this nation are under attack because the radicals were voted into govt offices.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:20 am
My fault. I thought that was where you were going. However, on your real point, those who overthrow of an oppressive govt are only considered radical by the govt being overthrown. From the perspective of the founding fathers, there liberated us and I
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Whoa, Nellie. Iraq never entered this equation. My contention is merely this, that anyone advocating armed overthrow of their current form of government, is, by definition, a radical. Therefore, the founding fathers were radicals, even in their own time
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:53 am
with Britian. I think where they founding fathers would have the hardest time is seeing how we are returning to the same oppressive big govt that we fought against to stand up this Republic.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:52 am
As for Washington, Hemp is used to make rope and other things as well. It also wasn't illegal at the time so it's an irrelevant point in my mind. I believe that this country has been divisive since its beginning. Several colonists didn't want to go to war
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:50 am
Building a free country in that region takes time and is harder when hostile countries around the area (Iran, Syria, Saudi) keep flooding insurgents into Iraq. I'm sorry you are not patient enough to give them a chance to succeed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:48 am
too weak to back up their own "strongly worded letters" to Saddam, we gathered 39 other like-minded countries and wiped him and his psycho sons off the planet. A job well done. That move also worked to set the battlespace for the Global War on Terror.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I didn't dodge anything. We overthrew a dictator that engaged in acts of war against this country, was a known sponsor of terrorism, he violated international law for a decade, and he was a threat to his neighbors and his own people. So when the UN was
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Ironically, Jefferson was widely known as a liberal even in his time.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:13 am
Frankly, I believe the founding fathers would be disgusted by all of it if they were alive today, the divisiveness, the partisan bickering, the incivility. Jefferson certainly would advcocate armed revolution.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Beg to differ, gents. If the conservatives like to claim a hemp growing immigrant as one of their own (George Washington), that's their choice. I see you completely dodged the overthrow question, WTFO.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's right! And sometimes they even use red ink.
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Especially when they use all caps!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
WTFO - In all fairness to the Democratic Party, their nasty letters are also very stern.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
Haarakkon - I'm all for the peaceful overthrow of our elected representatives. They have failed us all. If that doesn't work....well let's see what happens. WTFO - You were right the first time. It's "bear arms." Bare arms would be n****...oh my!
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
The Republican party defends the freedoms of this nation and the world from threats. Democrats write nasty letters and engage in appeasement policies.
Haarakkon - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
The Republican Party advocates a violent overthrow of the existing form of government? Wait, since a Democrat is in office, I guess that IS correct. Never mind.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
Just noticed that I used the wrong spelling of "bare". Oh well, right to bare arms or arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:17 pm
These men were not liberals in this country. They stood for what the Republicans stand for now. Sorry that I have to stand on the other side of the issue from you my friend, but that is certainly nothing new.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Poor a***ogy, Ron. These men were liberals in the eyes of King George III. However, they stood for the rights of the individual not the govt, smaller govt, right to bear arms, lower taxes, capitalism, freedom of religion, and they built a Republic.
eli - April 4, 2009, 8:41 pm
liberals would be the torries turning these badasses in to the british, LONG LIVE REPUBLICANA!!!
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:02 am
The Constitution has been p***erted and misshaped into the deformed appearance it is today. Only the Shroud of Turin is more sacred an untouchable and removed from discovering the truth.
Liberals at work... - February 5, 2009, 12:57 am
for the last time. Then they unionized.


CUSTOMER SERVICE - You're doin' it wrong




INDISPUTABILITY - Beat that!




US ARMY - They understood that our Constitution and the freedom it guarantees are worth fighting for.




ATTITUDE - Do you have it?




ATTITUDE - No matter how hard you try, i won't ever be as cool as him


TAGS: attitude
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Cataqclismo

Random - June 9, 2009, 12:23 am
That says more about you than it does about him...


STRUGGLE -




The Horror Of It All -


TAGS: image attitude personality monsters society
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 21, 2014, 1:06 am
Thank you. :)
Greeny - May 20, 2014, 6:50 pm
N1GB5L


Now Back To Your Regularly Scheduled Program -


TAGS: twilight zone comfort attitude life
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:28 pm
Thank you. Your's was awesome as usual. :)
Reality Lord - August 13, 2014, 7:33 am

very nice series


SWITCH -




Forget The Joneses -


TAGS: lifestyles comparisons competition appearances
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 13, 2013, 12:06 pm
It's a sad day indeed when a cartoon family has a better income than me!
maoworks2 - December 13, 2013, 11:23 am
I Know What You Mean .


Glimmer -


TAGS: attitude work
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - June 18, 2014, 10:09 pm
save a little money for batteries!
GaryO - June 18, 2014, 9:26 pm
Love this. Gonna frame it.


ALWAYS EXPECT -




ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SUBSTITUTE TEACHER -


TAGS: substitute teacher firs*day
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by dporter8462

Reality Lord - July 14, 2013, 10:52 pm

yup...this is real good.
lgvernon - July 14, 2013, 6:04 pm

This is epic! 5LLLLL and faved!~


MOTITWIST - THE TRUE DEFINITION OF... -


TAGS: motitwist definition
Rating: 4.61/5

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Nwaderos - May 2, 2011, 2:19 pm
I alread wrote 3 BinLaden jokes on my page and thought I was done, but had to share this one!!! LMAO


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